Remember the porn actor who murdered some coworkers with a prop sword? Well, having been stungunned by the cops, he fell off a cliff.
This is one of those stories that I look at and think that the universe is fucking with us. Seriously. If I wrote this, people would laugh at me because it's too unbelievable.
Elton John sings at Limbaugh's fourth wedding.
Every time I try to parse this I succumb to baffled rage. I just...I don't...how the fuck?! IDEK.
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Date: 2010-06-07 04:15 am (UTC)This is one of those stories that I look at and think that the universe is fucking with us. Seriously. If I wrote this, people would laugh at me because it's too unbelievable.
Elton John sings at Limbaugh's fourth wedding.
Every time I try to parse this I succumb to baffled rage. I just...I don't...how the fuck?! IDEK.