Strange, strange question, but the rhythm of this: "Look at this girl! We are showing her off! She cannot catch a ball and does not play well with others! Rumours you have heard that she is beautiful somewhere and somewhat else are just rumours! She finds dodgeball very hard!" is INCREDIBLY FAMILIAR and yet I can't place it at all.

Are you referencing something? Or am I seeing connotation where you're just playing with cadence in a very effective way?