The number of people on the Internet who are

1) kinky enough for me in their heads
2) actually aware of the risks and insanity of trying to do any of this shit in real life and
3) capable of writing the reactions of people who understand the risks and do it anyway

is vanishingly small.

I'd also like to call out in particular the retcon idea. It hit me right in the "oh god such a bad idea please yes oh wait I mean no that's fucking insane but maybe" place.