We met in fandon on the _riverside community. If you dig really hard you can see most of the flirting there and on here back when. We went to a bar on a Not Date and got hassled by this crazy dude who asked us if he'd be real if I stabbed him, when I tried to show patty how to use a dinner knife as a weapon because his stories about his ex-gf making him an omlete while wearing a thong were getting trying (that whole saga is here somewhere too).

Patty and I finally got together a couple of months later; three weeks after that she had to go to Cyprus on a dig, at which point my roommate declared she was moving to China and I should ask Patty to move in with me. It was a bit insane, but she said yes, and it's all awesome.