ARGH, A chatty aesthetician would be an absolute deal-breaker for me. Unfortunately, the Seventy-three year old Sicilian woman I've been seeing for, OMG, twenty-six years is ready to retire and move north to be with her great grandkids. I do not know how I will cope. No one else has touched my hairy bits in decades but I think we've exchanged about 100 words in all these years. She did come to my son's Bar Mitzvah, though! AND she talked him into letting her give him two eyebrow instead of one last week.