ugh. but i looooooooooooooooooove loring park.

i saw the asshole on saturday. i said to my friend "grab me if it looks like i'm going to do something that'll get me arrested", and she threw her arm around my waist and i said "oh, good idea", and threw my arm around hers, and then we walked past them looking cozy as all getout with me muttering things under my breath in response to the nonsense they were saying. like, did you know that gay people leave work early? TRUFAX. (i only leave work early sometimes because i am bisexual. that must be it.)