I look so good today it's ridiculous. (You know what's helpful? Actually having some male fashion role-models whose builds aren't that dissimilar from mine. Like, sure, Keith Olbermann wears fantastic clothes, but that don't help tiny little ol' me).

My kneejerk reaction is to say Philipp Lahm, but that's only because he's approximately my size. However, footballers as fashion role-models is probably a bad, bad idea in general.