Operas tend to have the stories that anime can't use because they're too crack-laden. I love them for that.

Every detail of your story here is wonderful.

There were ten minutes in the car as we drove through the fog-strewn mountains where I had to not laugh because I can now tell you there's an option other than "I like formal wear but hate being confined" or "We were fucking in the limo and I lost my cufflinks" to how you show up at important events with French cuffs and no cufflinks.

I probably won't keep that in mind...