the last fucking tax post

Did my state taxes. Very grim. Managing, managing, but oi.

Also, I walked into a desk today with my hip and you would not believe the bruise I have. Utterly ugly. I am the anti-sexy.

Are unattractive kids loved less?

via keith418:
http://www.uofaweb.ualberta.ca/arts/news.cfm?story=34974

i don't need to explain why this gives me hives, do I?

From a Craigslist (I know! I know!) casting notice, emphasis mine, typos theirs:

I need full length acts as well as shorter 10-15 minute pieces and also a number of acts that are under 5 minutes([referably under 3). Music, drag, dance, lip-synching, pupetry, video, poetry, sci-fi, acrobatics, public mathematics, breakdancing, monologues...pretty much ewverything sounds good to me. As long as it's not sincere or sentimental.

I know what his point is, but you know, God forbid anyone should ever utter or perform anything that isn't steeped in so-called "ironic" distance. Do I need to start beating people with air-quotes?