Ghosts (repost), Snape/OFC, 19/48

Ghosts (repost), Snape/OFC, 19/48
Rating: G – hard-R; this chapter G
Author’s Notes:

If you don’t know what this is, please read this.

Despite a recent tune-up, this was written in 2001 and is not compliant with the current state of the HP universe.

Your feedback and commentary are always welcome, even for a time capsule such as this.

You can find all chapters here.

If you’re looking for slash, het, poly, Book-6 compliant Slytherin backstory please visit the recently updated Fascilis Descensus Averno a WIP written with kalichan. It features Severus Snape, Lucius & Narcissa Malfoy, Bellatrix & Rodolphus Lestrange and Regulus Black and mostly takes place in 1979 – 1981 but has forays both significantly forward and back in time.
Disclaimer: It’s JKR’s world, I just mess about with it.

( ”Ron, I realize this may be hard for you to understand, as a boy….” )

sartorial and other reports

My linen Regency shirt is almost done.
The tailcoat is being started this weekend.
I may be adding a waistcoat to the order (once a bit of stupid logistical BS is resolved that assures me I have the money I think I do).
Have I mentioned I am going to be utterly dashing?

I'm slightly beside myself that might have to cut my hair if I get this gig I'm auditioning for today. Who knew I could feel that way. Of course, I'd still cut it in a heartbeat for a gig like this, but it's still a funny feeling. I've gotten very attached to several aspects of my presentation lately, and having to change them really does rattle me a little, eventhough that's my job. I supposed the fact that it is my job is what has made me more of a fixed creature.

Will hopefully finish the stuff for Cissy's birthday this weekend.

Would also like to get to The Illusionist and post the Snakes Alive! official plan.

I really want breakfast, but breakfast is not happening until after my starving undead audition.

also, just tried on my Snape coat with a feminine outfit. It is surprisingly great. Yes, now I'm waiting for your awful commentary.

I would like to state for the record

Sometimes, I really am just a paranoid idiot.

And sometimes -- I'm glad. I mean, rather that I not be, but rather this than be right.

Certified mail needs to stop making me ill.

Snakes on a Plane!

Snakes on a Plane may be the greatest movie ever. Of course, only if you don't have objections to:

- snakes
- snakes killing lots of people
- lots of people killing snakes
- a dog named after an Olsen twin getting fed to snakes
- snake-o-vision
- snake-based crack!fic fodder for the rest of your life
- a terrible music video by a band called Cobra Starship
- a production team that knows nothing about snakes, airplanes, physics or human nature
- a lame and unnecessary backstory not involving snakes
- hillariously odd and blatant product placements (also not snake related)
- foaming eyeballs (snake-induced)

I had a problem with the eyeballs.

But I haven't laughed that hard in years.