Rome

Why do I find Brutus trembling as if he's about to fly into a million little pieces so hot? Seriously, that's peculiar, even for me.

Meanwhile, if anyone wants to do the contortions of writing some Rome-based Brutus/Mark Antony dubious-consent slash, please, allow me to encourage you.

Also, I want Octavian to be 15 forever. *is sad* Man, Max Pirkis is one fabulously creepy little actor though.

grrrr

You know, despite all things seemingly to the contrary, there are things I vote for about the modern world. You know, penicillin, not dying in childbirth, New York smelling only as bad as it does and not worse, the Internet at least on alternate Tuesdays.

One of the things I'm a really big fan of is _hot_ running water when every muscle in my body aches and I know that's only going to be more the case tomorrow. Which is why it's so damnably irritating when the running water is not in fact hot, but about luke warm for 30 seconds before becoming ICE FUCKING COLD.

If I must live in a world with American Idol and Paris Hilton, I at least deserve reliable hot water, but oh no... I live in NYC.

heh

Reason #87534 I can be a total prat in a fannish conversation:

I know waaaaay too much about both BDSM and swordplay.

That's sort of hillarious in a "oh god, why is anything I know relevant to any conversation ever?" way.

Good morning, good morning to you!