Nov. 22nd, 2007
I stayed out way too late last night seeing Beowulf in 3D.
It was bad and the 3D gave me a headache and wasn't that cool. The amount of hours that clearly went into "and now what object can we place here to make sure no one can see Beowulf's cock" was just staggering.
To try to critique anythign about the film would acknowledge it was actually a film, so there's not a lot of sense in ranting about costumes, accents, acting, or John Malkovich.
I mean, I laughed my ass off. But not in the way I was supposed to.
More crankiness at Beowulf Thoughts
It was bad and the 3D gave me a headache and wasn't that cool. The amount of hours that clearly went into "and now what object can we place here to make sure no one can see Beowulf's cock" was just staggering.
To try to critique anythign about the film would acknowledge it was actually a film, so there's not a lot of sense in ranting about costumes, accents, acting, or John Malkovich.
I mean, I laughed my ass off. But not in the way I was supposed to.
More crankiness at Beowulf Thoughts