definitely from the offered without commentary at this juncture department

[rm]

http://www.playbill.com/news/article/79796.html

"The blockbuster film The Lord of the Rings is to be made into a stage musical."

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[theotoky.livejournal.com]

Man, I thought Interview with the Vampire was bad enough. Please tell me Elton John doesn't have his paws all over this one too.

[sykii.livejournal.com]

o/~ Frodo, don't wear the ring... o/~

[username-ha.livejournal.com]

I can see one casting decision now:

"Introducing, in the part of the Frodo, American Idol finalist Clay Aiken!"

[roy-batty.livejournal.com]

And now, the top ten rejected names for the Lord of the Rings musical . . .

10. Lord of the Sings
9. The Balrog of the Opera
8. WARGS
7. Frodo Baggins Superstar
6. Springtime for Sauron
5. Dwarves and Dolls
4. Samwise and the Amazing Lack-of-color Elf-coat
3. Nine Ringwraiths for Nine Brothers
2. The Phantom of Lothlorien

and the number one rejected name for a Lord of the Rings musical:

1. Pippin