but . . but . . nooo, not Remus. It can't be, didn't she wish him a happy birthday this year?

*sigh*

she can't, because then I shall have to read acres and acres of Remus and Sirius Reunited in Wizarding Heaven fic. I've seen one already that was actually pretty good, but I flinch at the prospect of weeping angelic Remuses. Remii?

ah well.

M'self I think it'll be Hagrid and McGonagall.

But yes, Snape or Draco for the reprieve, definitely.