hahahaha

[rm]

Questions that, in the hands of Kali and myself, should cause you concern:

"So what if veela are like veal?"

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[lolliejean.livejournal.com]

or what if they're like Bob Vila?

!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[senseless.livejournal.com]

Dang you beat me!

[threewalls]

*imagines with horror pulling a long, blonde hair out from one's veal parmigiana*

[lawnrrd]

But what if they're not? WHAT IF THEY'RE NOT?!?

*mutters frantically to self*

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

*laughs*

We must immediately mount a campaign to warn the British consumer that veela are being kept in small, airless stalls and force-fed! Someone call People for the Ethical Treatment of Sub-Humans! Or the Royal Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Magical Creatures!

It's a shame we already had Harry Potter pose nude for those "I'd rather go naked than wear unicorn" posters, because we could've got him for "I'd rather starve than eat a veela". Maybe we can try Viktor Krum on that one.

[roadnotes.livejournal.com]

You are ALL worrying me.

[miep.livejournal.com]

Um, does it then follow that trolls are like tripe?

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

You know my position on eating baby animals and small tasty animals. I imagine it extends to veela.

[phaenix-ash.livejournal.com]

BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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BWHAHAHAHAHA!

[redstapler.livejournal.com]

Now that's what I call a case of your food disagreeing with you!

[lawnrrd]

What is it, Passover? Why should this day be different from any other?

[ladypeculiar.livejournal.com]

Okay, that was awesome. I have to steal that.