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[rm]

Gluten-free croissants, pain au chocolat and raspberry biscuits have just been mail-ordered.

The funny part?

The bakery on the long list of things that are not allowed in the bakery for those with multiple food restrictions informs us that the croissants are free of lupine contamination.

Because wolves in my food is my biggest problem.

WTF?

Comments

[schpahky.livejournal.com]

Dude, hey, I'm sure there'll be another oil spill at some point. Why not protect the fairy penguins now?

[rm.livejournal.com]

I am so close to writing a monologue for a woman with breast cancer that centers around the penguin sweaters she's stockpiling in her house for the lack of anything more sensical to do.