argh!

[rm]

Dear Parents,

I get that you get that I am with Patty and that you really like the chocolates her parents sent you for the holidays.

But, like, do you get that that means I'm gay?

And that I'd really, really, really, like to spend Christmas Eve doing something else other than listening to a CNN presidential debate on faith which is really just code for a long discussion on "Do Homosexuals Have Rights?"

*twitch*

*twitch*

*twitch*

Oh, hey, it's a full moon. Well, that's making a lot more sense now.

Comments

Like a scene from a political lesbian movie

[abbismom.livejournal.com]

Oi vay! Reminds me of the time I went to an ob/gyn in Houston to figure out why I wasn't having periods and the nurse said, "well, are you sexually active?" and I said, "yes." And she said, with a knowing smug look, "well, don't you think that might mean you're pregnant?" And I said, "not if I'm only having sex with girls." And she looked like I just told her that her mother had died and backed out of the room, leaving me with a radio blaring out a Christian talk show about how homosexuality is corrupting our youth.

Good times, good times.

Re: Like a scene from a political lesbian movie

[ithinkitisayit.livejournal.com]

OMG, that story is chock-ful of win!