note from a birthday

[rm]

Dear artificial corks,

Damn you to hell!

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[ladyofthelog.livejournal.com]

Oh, artificial corks. They led to a frantic phone call to my mom:

"Mom! How do I get wine out of a wool/synthetic blend?"
"Well, my cookbook says that you should boil it in milk."
"Mom, I can't boil the couch in milk."

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

*snort*