hornet!

[rm]

Yesterday I come home from work and Patty says, "I got chased out of the bedroom by a hornet this morning, but now I think it is gone."

Okay.

I forget about it.

We go to sleep.

We wake up a couple of hours later, and then I hear it. Buzzzzz.

I've forgotten about the hornet.

Patty says, "It sounds like a cell phone."

I put my head back down on the pillow, it's really loud.

I sit up.

"No. Turn on the light."

The buzz changes pitch.

We discover a hornet right by our heads on the wall.

We evacuate and sleep on the couch/floor in the living room.

So I ask you:

- How long do hornets live?
- How do we get the hornet out of our bedroom?

Comments

[dacuteturtle.livejournal.com]

I think that they like sweets. Honey in a jar, close the jar.

Hornets are harmless unless they are mad. If one lands on you, you blow it off.

You can let the apartment get cold tonight, then bottle it while it is torpid.

You might also try opening the window and hoping that it wants whats out there.