hornet!

[rm]

Yesterday I come home from work and Patty says, "I got chased out of the bedroom by a hornet this morning, but now I think it is gone."

Okay.

I forget about it.

We go to sleep.

We wake up a couple of hours later, and then I hear it. Buzzzzz.

I've forgotten about the hornet.

Patty says, "It sounds like a cell phone."

I put my head back down on the pillow, it's really loud.

I sit up.

"No. Turn on the light."

The buzz changes pitch.

We discover a hornet right by our heads on the wall.

We evacuate and sleep on the couch/floor in the living room.

So I ask you:

- How long do hornets live?
- How do we get the hornet out of our bedroom?

Comments

[blucrowlaughing.livejournal.com]

The swifter is your friend.


heres what you do:

turn off lights on other rooms grab swifter with out and swifter pads, grab adult-drinkie-drink/tea/donut or what ever else you need to boost you dumb level.

1) eat/drink supportive food

2)holding swifter like foil lunge (flat end to horrible insert)

3)retreat to dark hornets and wasps dont like the dark.

repeat 1-3 untill one of you is dead.

disposed of a rather large early/late season hornet that way this winter.