open letters

[rm]

Dear Dude in Restaurant:

Could you not talk about how you cock feels with and without condoms at the top of your lungs?




Dear Fandom:

The words you are looking for are "suicidal ideation" not "suicide ideaology."

Comments

[john-h-holliday.livejournal.com]

Please, dear Fandom. Please. Humour me?

[6-bleen-7.livejournal.com]

The words you are looking for are "suicidal ideation" not "suicide ideaology."

ROFFLE! Was unaware that such a technical term was common in any fandom.

[micheleonelonly.livejournal.com]

EW.
The things people say when they think no one is listening will never cease to astonish me

[marzipan-pig.livejournal.com]

Hah! I just had a friend call me out on talking too loudly about something in a bar, though I can't totally see how the stuff she was talking about was any less distressing or sensitive or personal.

[radiant-bitch.livejournal.com]

"Dude in Restaurant" must have really happy make your anniversary even more special.

[rm.livejournal.com]

It shows up in Torchwood a lot since there is a whole genre of fics in which Jack kills himself because he's bored/depressed -- because he's like immortal and stuff and will just come back to life anyway.

RE: Dude in Restaurant

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

It would be extremely nice if you were kidding about him, but I know you aren't.

*sigh*

I apologize for my gender.

BTW, who would even care about that?

[clothing5.livejournal.com]

See, how would you even put condoms at the top of your lungs?

[6-bleen-7.livejournal.com]

Ah, I see. You'd still have a rough time working that term in, I imagine, unless a psychiatrist was saying it.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Well, it wasn't in the fic. It was in the warning line. And it just made me choke. It didn't have to be said that way if the person didn't know how to say it. But alas, this is the Internet.