open letters

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Dear Dude in Restaurant:

Could you not talk about how you cock feels with and without condoms at the top of your lungs?




Dear Fandom:

The words you are looking for are "suicidal ideation" not "suicide ideaology."

Comments

[john-h-holliday.livejournal.com]

Please, dear Fandom. Please. Humour me?

[6-bleen-7.livejournal.com]

The words you are looking for are "suicidal ideation" not "suicide ideaology."

ROFFLE! Was unaware that such a technical term was common in any fandom.

[micheleonelonly.livejournal.com]

EW.
The things people say when they think no one is listening will never cease to astonish me

[marzipan-pig.livejournal.com]

Hah! I just had a friend call me out on talking too loudly about something in a bar, though I can't totally see how the stuff she was talking about was any less distressing or sensitive or personal.

[radiant-bitch.livejournal.com]

"Dude in Restaurant" must have really happy make your anniversary even more special.

RE: Dude in Restaurant

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

It would be extremely nice if you were kidding about him, but I know you aren't.

*sigh*

I apologize for my gender.

BTW, who would even care about that?

[clothing5.livejournal.com]

See, how would you even put condoms at the top of your lungs?