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[rm]

While we're all perhaps more acquainted than we'd like with the various iterations of fictional people in my head, I haven't written about hte fictional people in my apartment building.

These are people who get mail here, don't live here and we're pretty sure have never actually existed.

Since the beginning, for example, there have been the Rinko's, which are:
Rinko
Rinko Rinko
and Rinko R. Rinko
all of whom get letters about food stamps and overdrafted credit cards periodically.

Now we have there's Firdous M Butt who is apparently getting sued.

I sort of love it.

Comments

[starkyld.livejournal.com]

This made me giggle. I turned down the volume on the RNC (which is absolutely irritating me, to be sure, but I keep doing this to myself) so that I could read it to Mark.

[vavaverity.livejournal.com]

Completely unrelated, where is that entry you made a while back about freelance writing? I have a friend who would be fabulous at that and wanted to refer her. I scanned your blog back a ways but didn't see it.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

Oh...oh wow. This is brilliant.

[celestialweasel.livejournal.com]

Reminds me of Bart's credit card and comic book guy saying something about 'Santoz L Helper, if that is your real name, Bart Simpson'.

Even the names on the torrent of spam I get are more plausible than those.

Mind you, I used to fill in forms with the company name Orbital Mind Control Lasers and got onto some (physical) mailing list for physics lab equipment.

[ladypeculiar.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha!! I love it. Maybe the ne'er-do-well cousin of ol' Rinko?