signs you are writing Torchwood porn

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The following ads in the following order just appeared alongside a single email with a fic chunk in it:

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[antelope-writes.livejournal.com]

Gotta love google. I just spent 3 weeks working on a small boat off the coast of Point Conception, California. Needless to say, an attempt to find out info regarding prevailing weather and sea conditions was outweighed by my obvious desire to find ovulation predictors and fertility treatments.

And don't get me started about the time I went looking for a celestial navigation tool called as strip form...

[browneyedgirl65.livejournal.com]

I get the *strangest* ads when the emails involve sexual references. I don't have any handy examples at the moment, but I've had my share of double takes...