rm ([personal profile] rm) wrote2008-09-17 11:11 am

LJ Idol, Week 0: Introduction

Everyone and everything needs an elevator pitch. Mine is that I live an almost entirely fictional life. It's a fabulous quip, even if most people never really quite get what I mean by this. But fabulous quips can power some pretty big adventures if you do 'em right, and by and large I do.

I live in New York City, which for a town with really high rents, is an almost entirely made up place. It is more what people think it is than what it actually is, a forest of buildings half-hallucinated into being. I grew up here, and I've spent my life watching it rise and watching it fall.

My life is shared with my partner, Patty, who I met on LJ playing in [livejournal.com profile] _riverside fandom. She's sort of a cross between Indiana Jones and Hermione Granger, and the first time we met a guy asked me if he'd be real if I stabbed him, and our first actual date I missed because I was filming a commercial with James Gandolfini and an angry chihuahua. Somehow it all worked out anyway.

Work is a combination of things. I'm an actor, mostly in film; a writer of pretty much everything; and a dancer of whatever type you need to order up. I also do media analysis on a part-time basis for a German firm and work as a personal assistant to help pay the bills. If you're interested in my work, you can see me in a dance sequence in the upcoming Revolutionary Road; search YouTube for a video of Regency-era dancers at Naomi Novik's recent book release party; or pick up a copy of The Book of Harry Potter Trifles, Trivias and Particularities or the anthology Horror Between the Sheets: The Best of Cthulhu Sex Magazine.

In the realm of things I don't necessarily get paid for, but aren't any less prominent in my existence, I'm a serious student of classical and historical fencing. I'm also extremely active in fandom and tend to attend cons in a convoluted and ambiguous capacity because sometimes I'm a pro and sometimes I'm not. After a summer of running around to things like Dragon*Con and Terminus as a pro, I'm beyond happy to be headed out to Gallifrey One in February as anything but.

So when I say I have an almost entirely fictional life, I mean I can go where I please, when I please, looking however I wish. I mean that sometimes I am a man and sometimes I am a woman. I mean that I live in a city that most people don't even understand is real with a woman who does a job most people think can only happen in the movies. I know how to move like people who have never existed, know what they think about in the dark just before they go to sleep and know their cravings at the supermarket. I have allowed my obsessions to literally take me around the world and pride myself on a life that has been implausible and full of the most ridiculous sorts of serendipity imaginable.

Oh yeah, and I know how to ride a horse, sail a boat and fly a plane. No damn idea how to drive a car, though.

This is my second year in LJ Idol. You can find last year's introduction here. Meanwhile, hello, and welcome aboard.

[identity profile] brightflashes.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 03:15 pm (UTC)(link)
This is an amazing post. Brilliant. ::is wowed::

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 03:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you very much!

[identity profile] hmrpotter.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Wonderful introduction!

Oh yeah, and I know how to ride a horse, sail a boat and fly a plane. No damn idea how to drive a car, though. I find this amusing and, in the words of Ron Weasley, "Bloody brilliant!"

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Thanks! It's one of those oddities of living in NYC and coming from a sort of privileged background.

[identity profile] puppetmaker40.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so glad that you are throwing your hat back into the ring.

I am looking forward to what you have to say on the topics.

Heck, I just enjoy your web log over all. *grin*

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks! I'm not expecting to do much better this time, but I do like the exercise of it.

[identity profile] schpahky.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Your elevator speech just gets better and better.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
One day, it will fit in an elevator ride to something other than the top of the world's tallest building.

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[identity profile] rosepurr.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Good to see you back!

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 03:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] angelic-oni.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 03:53 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice introduction! I love the way you describe your life and your city. I'm a native New Yorker. You got the city down in a few words, which isn't an easy thing to do.

It's nice to meet you and I really look forward to reading more of your entries.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 03:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you and hello!

It really is a hard place to get. It's always weird to me when friends from the Internet who haven't been here before visit and they sort of fan girl what they see in the helicopter shots on the evening news or whatever.

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[identity profile] laurashapiro.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
I've been reading your journal for a while now, but I didn't know you were THIS awesome. (:

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 04:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh. Thanks!

[identity profile] dabhug.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 04:05 pm (UTC)(link)
Hi. I enjoyed reading this! Thanks for sharing it.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Heya. Thanks!

[identity profile] welfy.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm happy to see you participating again, rm.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 04:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks much!

[identity profile] lacombe.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you're back in the game.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 04:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] strange-selkie.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
It reassures me that someone as put together as you cannot drive either, although unlike me, you probably could if you had lessons.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 04:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh, thanks. Neither Patty nor I drive as we both grew up over-exposed to public transit. I'm getting close to finally learning, just because it would be nice to rent a car and go places, but I've been saying this for years.

[identity profile] marchek.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm glad you're throwing your hat back into the ring. I raise my Torchwood mug in your honor.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh! Thank you.

[identity profile] andromeda0604.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)
you are very intriguing to me. as a matter of fact i've been interested in realy getting to you since the ya adult fanfic panel at dragon*con. you have an interesting way of viewing things. i would like to more about your acting career and your job at the german firm as well as personal assisting. it's funny i want to be a filmmaker, i am about to rekindle my love of the german language next semester and i want to be a personal assistant instead of working in an office full of fake and crazy people. idk i guess i need a more fictional life, not just in my head, but tangible.

[identity profile] andromeda0604.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 05:08 pm (UTC)(link)
sorry about the misspelled words i'm typing in a hurry!

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[identity profile] walkertxkitty.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Good to see you again! I'm looking forward to reading what you have to offer this season.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 05:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

Btw, your userid has always amused me. I just totally went Walker Texas Kitty! at my monitor when I saw your comment pop up.

[identity profile] kittenboo.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
i love how you write about new york :)

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 05:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

so has lj idol

[identity profile] newwaytowrite.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 06:25 pm (UTC)(link)
started already?

Does this mean I can't vote this time around?

Re: so has lj idol

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 06:26 pm (UTC)(link)
It's starting now. This is a non-voting round. Rules change for each voting round. So there's no need to vote this time.

went over

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[identity profile] miep.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 08:22 pm (UTC)(link)
oh, lordy. again? already?

should I bother?
do i have time?

[identity profile] shao-ireous.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 09:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I want a partner who's like a cross between Hermione Granger and Indiana Jones! I mean, come on. That's just droolworthy.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 09:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Heh! She doesn't even read Harry Potter and was sort of appalled at the cheesiness of Indiana Jones (which she was just recently exposed to), but that hardly changes the matter.

This is my second year in LJ Idol.

[identity profile] superhappytime.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Wow...and you don't even sound that jaded about it....

Re: This is my second year in LJ Idol.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 09:19 pm (UTC)(link)
OH, just you wait ;)

[identity profile] chite.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 09:55 pm (UTC)(link)
I am so glad you're back. This was just beautiful.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-17 09:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] tsarina.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
So when I say I have an almost entirely fictional life, I mean I can go where I please, when I please, looking however I wish. I mean that sometimes I am a man and sometimes I am a woman. I mean that I live in a city that most people don't even understand is real with a woman who does a job most people think can only happen in the movies. I know how to move like people who have never existed, know what they think about in the dark just before they go to sleep and know their cravings at the supermarket.

That is why you are awesome.

[identity profile] monkeysugarmama.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome back, you literary giant, you.

I could never wait to see what you had to say last season and I look forward to reading you again with pleasure!

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you so much!

[identity profile] baxaphobia.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 01:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Great to see you again! I read your entries faithfully last season and look forward to more!

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 01:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you!

[identity profile] lilmissmagic71.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 05:33 pm (UTC)(link)
So glad to see you back again! I was bummed I missed you at DragonCon... (didn't go at last minute due to my extremely non-fictional life :|)... can't wait to see what you have to write this season!

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 05:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Thank you! And there's nothing worse than plans getting scuppered by stuff that sucks.

[identity profile] sabbysteg.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 10:55 pm (UTC)(link)
Dropping by to say hello and good luck!

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-09-18 10:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

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