right, so

[rm]

So I think a methlab has just been discovered in my neighborhood. It's the only possible explanation I have for firetrucks 'round the block, the hazmat team, a lot of ambulances, soe cop cars, a bunch of worried looking fireman wh've roped a building off and no discernable action. I mean, what else would it be? An illegal dry-cleaning operation?

I'm fairly certain it's far enough away that if it blows up it won't do anything more than rattle my windows.

But hey!

Comments

or maybe...

[cwoolard.livejournal.com]

Mentally unstable person whose apartment is filled waist-high with garbage.

I've seen hazmat called out for that before.

Re: or maybe...

[(Anonymous)]

yup, or those people who horde animals.

fun times!

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Does it stink like cat piss out there? Then yep, meth lab!

Maybe it is a radioactive crocodile...

[coriander.livejournal.com]

Eeeks. Hope all is well.

Re: natural gas leak is possible too

[rm.livejournal.com]

No Con Ed trucks so no gas leak.

Re: fun times!

[rm.livejournal.com]

I live in Spanish Harlem. Everything smells of cat piss.

Re: fun times!

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Haha, well it would be Godzilla Cat Piss, epic size and practically visible to the naked eye. It's pretty hard to disguise the smell of meth labs.

Maybe it was gigantic mutant NYC rats, demanding colony rights?