rm ([personal profile] rm) wrote2008-12-19 04:35 pm

TW fic rec

http://xtricks.insanejournal.com/11469.html

It's pre-series Jack/OC. It's tentacle sex, so while the OC is female, that's sort of irrelevant; for fuck's sake, it has tentacles, a lot of tentacles. It's completely ridiculous. If the porn doesn't make you hot (and it is hot!), the sun and sand description factor will at least thaw some of your winter misery. Worth it just for Jack being somewhat unnerved, totally enthusiastic and using a ridiculous endearment in a completely heart-melting way.

I am really not kidding about the tentacles.
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[personal profile] herself_nyc 2008-12-19 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Curse you, you're gonna get me to read (more) tentacle porn.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-12-19 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
[livejournal.com profile] xtricks is also responsible for the jellyfish!Ianto tentacle epic that keeps warning for tentacles on every chapter and no one ever believes it until they finally get to the tentacles and then promptly freak out.
herself_nyc: (Torchwood - Jack/Ianto smooch)

[personal profile] herself_nyc 2008-12-19 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Hahahahaha. My previous venture into reading tentacle porn was a Spike/Illyria fic that was quite amazing though I can't recall now who wrote it so can't point you to it.

[identity profile] laughingacademy.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
Is that the one where he takes her to one of the Harry Potter films—Chamber of Secrets, I think—and they end up making out in the theater?
herself_nyc: (BtVS - Spike - fuck me)

[personal profile] herself_nyc 2008-12-20 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
No, I don't think it had a Harry Potter element to it. It was Spike being so damn sexy that he brought out the elementary Illyria with his/her many tentacles and psychelic pulsing colors.

[identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 12:37 am (UTC)(link)
OH my goodness. Lovely sexy tentacle sex. Perhaps that will melt away a little bit of this miserable snow. THANKS.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
Isn't it just oddly the sweetest thing?

[identity profile] darthhellokitty.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 12:59 am (UTC)(link)
It really is!

And they STUDIED beforehand so they'd have an idea what was erogenous! And they so clearly just appreciate each other!!

And I love Jack all happy and valued on a non-sandy beach-like surface.

[identity profile] demotu.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 03:18 am (UTC)(link)
ANND I realized that was you who replied to my comment on it.

Looooove that fic. Love every little bit of porn xtricks writes, really. RPGing Ianto to his Jack is just about the best thing ever for a fangirl.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-12-20 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
I think this fic might be my favorite of his, and I'm not a tentacle porn person as a rule. But it's very sweet, hints at cultural structures I want to know more about and totally _gets_ Jack.

[identity profile] cookie-cm.livejournal.com 2008-12-22 11:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Read with no background knowledge. Wow. I want tentacle sex! :)
Thanks for sharing the link.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2008-12-22 11:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Oddly, you don't even need background knowledge for it. As it captures Jack perfectly, and since it's set pre-show, there sort of is no context.

I'm so glad people are taking a chance on this link. It's really rad.

[identity profile] cookie-cm.livejournal.com 2008-12-23 02:13 am (UTC)(link)
Appreciate that it can be read without prior knowledge, yet is smoothly informative in just the right places without an awkward 'stop' to explain terms, etc. Very matter of fact and sexy, the sexiest piece I've read in a while. I never thought I'd type anything like this out loud!
I need to expand my reading.
Thanks for being a stage of sorts :)

[identity profile] laurab1.livejournal.com 2008-12-24 04:37 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, that's lovely. Hot and sweet, and just the right side of weird and strange.

And encouraged me to finally make and post some art for my own story featuring Jack/sea-dwelling non-human alien partner. Who was a seahorse ;)