O RLY?

[rm]

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[sykii.livejournal.com]

I really really really REALLY want to comment on that post with "women do not revere the venom cock as men do," but that would only compound the not-getting-it.
I almost feel sorry for the poor creature.

[kessie.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha!

[nex0s.livejournal.com]

Her ignorance is almost impressive in it's scope!

O! The internets!

N.

[modpixie.livejournal.com]

REALLY?!

[britgeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I can't decide if the OP is simply daft as a brush, or trying to deliberately bate folks.

I suspect simple ignorance.

*shakes head*

[tommx.livejournal.com]

Ignoring the ridiculousness of her answer, I actually find the wording of the question rather interesting as it specifically asks about changing one's orientation rather than being willing to sleep with a celebrity of the same sex. That's a much bigger picture when you think about it.

On the one hand, the question might be taken to suggest that sexual orientation is a choice which I don't believe it is. On the other hand, it could also suggest that sexuality is not as clear cut as many would suggest, which I do believe to be the case. I'm by no means an expert on sexual identity of course, so please take what I say with a grain of salt.

It is a shame, though not surprising that most of the responses seem to be from women.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, my answer (or one of them anyway) is John Barrowman. Tell me you're shocked.

[rm.livejournal.com]

Extra crazily, she's like my age. If she was some horrible 19-y-o facebooker, I might be less incredulous.

[kathrynrose.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just wow.

[newsbean.livejournal.com]

Honestly, the fact that she's your age makes it make sense to me. Outside of The City, there are plenty of really unenlightened women past a certain age. She'd be slightly more likely to get it if she were younger. She's from Oklahoma. I would be downright *shocked* if she got it at her age. Oh the flyover states...

[redstapler.livejournal.com]

So I guess my fantasies of fucking women with a strap on doesn't count?

Oh well. Back to the bunk drawing board...

[rm.livejournal.com]

Seriously, had I been more awake when I replied I would have said, "Hey, just because you don't know how to fuck a girl, doesn't mean the rest of us are similarly impaired," but I was tired and Jack was sleeping ;)

[newsbean.livejournal.com]

That may have come across as condescending towards the flyover states. I certainly did not mean that. (Hey, I and my whole family live here!) It's just that I'm familiar with that segment of the population, and her response does *not* surprise me.

[redstapler.livejournal.com]

I just got your icon. SO MUCH <3.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Well, this just proves my point about people in Oklahoma... namely that they are brain dead zombies.

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Nope, Oklahoma really does suck that much. It's what keeps Texas from floating out to sea. :P

[newsbean.livejournal.com]

LOL.

I haven't heard that one before. Brilliant!

[angstzeit.livejournal.com]

I'm curious why it is expected that a straight woman should know about lesbian sex practices. She's obviously ignorant, but aren't we all about something?

[rm.livejournal.com]

It's got nothing to do with lesbianism. Het people use their hands and mouths too. Is the only sex in the world penis in vagina?

[cozzene.livejournal.com]

rofl. That explains the flooding in Houston every fall.

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

In certain communities it seems to be the only "moral" way to do it. Sigh.

[kathrynrose.livejournal.com]

It's completely snaggable. :) I don't know who made it because I got it from someone who didn't know who made it.

[graene.livejournal.com]

That's what Clinton thought, isn't it?

But really, the original thing, I'm still gaping like a guppy. Really?

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

Wow. You gotta love how she just lets the ignorance sit out there for all the world to see.

[these-3-remain.livejournal.com]

Some folks think so, due to ignorance, uncreativity, and/or bigotry.

I just can't believe she posted that publicly, because WOW what a way to piss people off.

[demotu.livejournal.com]

Man, I still think the "foreplay" is the best part. But I've had enough people cutting into my vagina that it's understandable penetrative sex isn't my favourite thing in the world.

I don't object to her liking cock, but I definitely object to her definition of sex as cock+vagina. (West Wing segue! They had that episode with the report on abstinence-only education that recommended "abstinence plus" that Sam renamed "anything but". And I had no idea how gorgeous Rob Lowe was before watching this.)