O RLY?

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[sykii.livejournal.com]

I really really really REALLY want to comment on that post with "women do not revere the venom cock as men do," but that would only compound the not-getting-it.
I almost feel sorry for the poor creature.

[kessie.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahaha!

[nex0s.livejournal.com]

Her ignorance is almost impressive in it's scope!

O! The internets!

N.

[modpixie.livejournal.com]

REALLY?!

[britgeekgrrl.livejournal.com]

I can't decide if the OP is simply daft as a brush, or trying to deliberately bate folks.

I suspect simple ignorance.

*shakes head*

[tommx.livejournal.com]

Ignoring the ridiculousness of her answer, I actually find the wording of the question rather interesting as it specifically asks about changing one's orientation rather than being willing to sleep with a celebrity of the same sex. That's a much bigger picture when you think about it.

On the one hand, the question might be taken to suggest that sexual orientation is a choice which I don't believe it is. On the other hand, it could also suggest that sexuality is not as clear cut as many would suggest, which I do believe to be the case. I'm by no means an expert on sexual identity of course, so please take what I say with a grain of salt.

It is a shame, though not surprising that most of the responses seem to be from women.

Oh, and in case you're wondering, my answer (or one of them anyway) is John Barrowman. Tell me you're shocked.

[kathrynrose.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just wow.

[redstapler.livejournal.com]

So I guess my fantasies of fucking women with a strap on doesn't count?

Oh well. Back to the bunk drawing board...

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

Well, this just proves my point about people in Oklahoma... namely that they are brain dead zombies.

[angstzeit.livejournal.com]

I'm curious why it is expected that a straight woman should know about lesbian sex practices. She's obviously ignorant, but aren't we all about something?

[laurashapiro.livejournal.com]

Wow. You gotta love how she just lets the ignorance sit out there for all the world to see.

[demotu.livejournal.com]

Man, I still think the "foreplay" is the best part. But I've had enough people cutting into my vagina that it's understandable penetrative sex isn't my favourite thing in the world.

I don't object to her liking cock, but I definitely object to her definition of sex as cock+vagina. (West Wing segue! They had that episode with the report on abstinence-only education that recommended "abstinence plus" that Sam renamed "anything but". And I had no idea how gorgeous Rob Lowe was before watching this.)

Maybe I'm missing something...

[kurometarikku.livejournal.com]

I don't get why anyone would be offended by this. Granted I am vanilla old straight white guy now, but it seems to me in this age of enlightenment about gender and sexual identity that it is really no big deal if some random lady seems to think that intercourse is her definition of enjoyable sex.

[spiralflames.livejournal.com]

bwahahahahahah! that moron left himself open for a world of hurt..and yet in those comments not ONE went out for male-bashing, which is SO easy to do...

[6-bleen-7.livejournal.com]

I commented, "Even bacteria know that sex and reproduction are not synonymous," but that didn't really capture the scope of the cluelessness displayed. And the naïveté: clearly someone needs a crash course in getting oneself off.

[argentla.livejournal.com]

Is there an emoticon for "aghast"?

o_O

(blink blink)

[kalichan.livejournal.com]

I was almost all commenting with "wow, your sexlife sounds EPICLY BORING" but then decided that it was better not.

It's like the whole gay women = virgins thing. Like, WHUT?

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

O_o

Wha?

[copperwise.livejournal.com]

I have been linked to that by a couple of people.

Maybe Liz and I need to send her an instructional video.

[shipchan.livejournal.com]

Wow I'm a stone cold virgin and even I know how wrong that is. And pulling the 'she's straight' card so doesn't work because straight people can do other stuff too...

[lawnrrd]

When we were in couples' therapy a few years back, our therapist, a native of Belgium, remarked one time that French has no word for "foreplay". I don't know whether that's true, but it seems relevant.

[chaos-by-design.livejournal.com]

Wow. Someone has lived a very sheltered life.

[weirdodragoncat.livejournal.com]

*eyeroll*

it never fails to amaze me how ignorant people can be