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[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

twiddle rompus?

[monkeycurious.livejournal.com]

I wondered, too!

[manycolored.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I think we should start a campaign to use twiddle rompus in as many utterly filthy and profane contexts and media as possible. Turn this dude's euphemism into the new F-bomb!

[monkeycurious.livejournal.com]

Please, has no one over there seen Airplane!

[monkeycurious.livejournal.com]

Wait, I guess they have?

[gement.livejournal.com]

Twiddle rompus! It's one of the games you play at the secular midwinter festival, Shenanigans!

Happy Shenanigans!

[sykii.livejournal.com]

10 internets to the first person to write X-Men slash featuring the terms "twiddle rumpus" and "dingle dongle."

[weirdquark]

I would wonder how many people this design went through without anyone noticing or caring that this might not be the best idea, but I keep getting stuck on "twiddle rompus*".

*Shouldn't it be twiddle rumpus? The Urban dictionary says 'rompus' means 'crazy in a fun, positive, energetic way' and I don't think that's what they're going for here.

Twiddle rompus!

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Can be sung to the tune of O Tannenbaum.
Just saying.

[shipchan.livejournal.com]

Hey, if little boys have to blow someone.

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

O_o

*sigh*

[monkeycurious.livejournal.com]

Aaahh.. The name of the of the doll is the Wolverine Twiddle Rumpus Blowup Doll, so a comma and capitalization was missing!

[51stcenturyfox.livejournal.com]

I want a Wonder Woman lollipop.

[4hour-ramona.livejournal.com]

that only makes it slightly less fun.

[hyrkanian.livejournal.com]

*waits in line for this as well*

[hyrkanian.livejournal.com]

I bet they could talk Adam Hughes into designing the Wonder Woman lollipop. :D

[brewsternorth.livejournal.com]

...yeah.

Happy Shenanigans!

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

Like Festivus, only more fun!

[santousha.livejournal.com]

ooh, teh lulz :)

[contrarywise]

FYI, here's a pic of the item in question. I laughed like a mad thing when I saw it.

[coyotegoth.livejournal.com]

And queeb!

[nekosensei.livejournal.com]

I know! Somebody tell me that's been submitted to FailBlog already.

[natf.livejournal.com]

Sadly ChristWire.org is only a parody site.