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bwahaha! i hear that every time someone som much as mentions planet of the apes!
he'd write some bitchin' fan fictions about him, maybe?
I hate every ape I see
From Chimpanzay to Chimpanzee
No they'll never make a monkey out of me
Oh my god! I was wrong
It was earth all along
They finally made a monkey
(Yes we finally made a monkey)
Yes they finally maaade a monkey out of MEEEEEE!!!
From Chimpanzay to Chimpanzee
No they'll never make a monkey out of me
Oh my god! I was wrong
It was earth all along
They finally made a monkey
(Yes we finally made a monkey)
Yes they finally maaade a monkey out of MEEEEEE!!!
Pfffffft. Dude. He should be quiet. Right now.
Also, what's up with the mocking tone in "..the tube of lubricant which 'just happened to be' in the bedside table when it was needed..." ?
Was that supposed to be some funny slashy reference?
I mean... where else would you keep it...?
See, now I can't stop thinking that maybe I keep it there because reading too much slash fanfiction has made that seem logical.
No, not really. Hey! let's run a poll and try to guess where this guy keeps his lube!
Also, what's up with the mocking tone in "..the tube of lubricant which 'just happened to be' in the bedside table when it was needed..." ?
Was that supposed to be some funny slashy reference?
I mean... where else would you keep it...?
See, now I can't stop thinking that maybe I keep it there because reading too much slash fanfiction has made that seem logical.
No, not really. Hey! let's run a poll and try to guess where this guy keeps his lube!
You mean made love in a heart renching moment of passion? That's between them and only them!
"'By and for heterosexual women'--wrong."
Yeah, I sigh inside every time I see that because I thought I was finished with "You, a lesbian, write m/m slash?! No WAY! Please JUSTIFY how you could possibly want to do that!" stuff, you know, ten years ago? It's a bit tedious.
Yeah, I sigh inside every time I see that because I thought I was finished with "You, a lesbian, write m/m slash?! No WAY! Please JUSTIFY how you could possibly want to do that!" stuff, you know, ten years ago? It's a bit tedious.
But everyone knows lesbians only think about having sex with every woman they run across, ever. It's science!
Now I'm afraid you're just being silly. Everyone knows that stuff lesbians do isn't real sex!
Poor Zira had to see it though. She watched painfully, her heart breaking, as her husband pushed Dr. Zaius up against the rock wall and whispered, "I wish I knew how to quit you."
Ooooh. That should be my bedtime movie tonight.
Ooooh. That should be my bedtime movie tonight.
I bet he keeps himself pre-lubricated in the hopes that some big bear leather daddy will be waiting for him just around the corner. :D
Haha! I'd forgotten about that, to be honest.
Just distracting enough to keep me from punching through my monitor.
Oh, fair enough. I guess lesbians would just have to sort of...scissor.
SCISSOR ME, XERXES!
SCISSOR ME, XERXES!
I did always say Planet of the Apes and BrokeBack Mountain had a lot in common.
I'd say having Charlton Heston run around in a loin cloth probably does point to some latent (or maybe not so latent) homosexual tendencies of the filmmakers, now that I think about it.
...hot?
...hot?
Most movies from that time are sort of made for slash and the amusement of gay men. That's what makes them so good.
Fair enough. Star Trek TOS is the ultimate campfest (see, I brought it back full circle!).
Oh absolutely, especially as there was an eerie resemblance.
And then he'd pull out the condom that 'just happaned to be' in his pocket when it was needed :P
Ribbed for his partner's pleasure, but he'd probably turn it inside out because he's selfish like that.
Wait. I just said he was the bottom, didn't I? Nevermind. :D
Wait. I just said he was the bottom, didn't I? Nevermind. :D
Ha, ha, ha, I had exactly the same reaction! :-)
On extremely cursory glance, the comments on the youtube itself seemed to be pretty much taking him down for the right reasons...
On extremely cursory glance, the comments on the youtube itself seemed to be pretty much taking him down for the right reasons...
Yeah, I know--intelligent, articulate YouTube comments? The sky is falling.
I was flabbergasted as well, hence my hedging about with "cursory" etc. But, wow.
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