blow me

[rm]

Seriously, I should write a serious response to this, but I've neither the time nor the inclination right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPw1Sa0OLRk

Comments

[perlandria.livejournal.com]

*head desk*

[xtricks.livejournal.com]

There are times when it simply seems best to not even look.

[bodlon.livejournal.com]

I made it 1:09 in and figured I'd best close the window lest I start formulating some sort of wild, flamey crazy thing.

[gairid.livejournal.com]

What a douche. One wonders if he ever bothered to speak to anyone who writes slash. By and for heterosexual women" Well, yeah, but what about the hordes of lesbians who write and enjoy slash?

[ladyofthelog.livejournal.com]

I totally love it when old men tell us about what we ladies think!

[amand-r.livejournal.com]

What the shit is this? ::facepalm::

[saomigray.livejournal.com]

Did this guy just google a few things and run with it?

He clearly has no clue what he's talking about.

"It's nothing like real gay male sex is...?"

Because all gay male sex is the same?

*headdesk*

[hmrpotter.livejournal.com]

I only got about halfway through the video before I had to turn it off...it's such bullshit.

But I thank you for posting it, cause I found this one on the same page, and I loved it LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wFzgA_sUP4&feature=related

[santousha.livejournal.com]

tl;got bored

[violetisblue.livejournal.com]

I clearly have some issues of my own to work through because I saw the photograph of an old white guy, saw the description "anthropologist" and thought, "Nope, not a single thing you could possibly have to say on this subject will be either accurate or relevant, I'll pass." Evidently that was the right decision.

[ladypeculiar.livejournal.com]

Was anyone else totally freaked out by the Dr. Zaius head in the background of the interview?

[therealycats.livejournal.com]

Aww, wook at da middle aged man twying to be hip by tawking about swash. Awww.

[shipchan.livejournal.com]

A middle aged straight man telling me why I read slash? Tell me more! Listen, you can be homophobic and wrong about your topic, but don't bring Dr. Zaius into it. He has nothing to do with this!

[contrarywise]

Ye Gods... There's so much wrong there, I'm not sure where I'd start. Perhaps a_cj could set him straight (so to speak)...

[marita-c.livejournal.com]

Pfffffft. Dude. He should be quiet. Right now.

Also, what's up with the mocking tone in "..the tube of lubricant which 'just happened to be' in the bedside table when it was needed..." ?

Was that supposed to be some funny slashy reference?

I mean... where else would you keep it...?

See, now I can't stop thinking that maybe I keep it there because reading too much slash fanfiction has made that seem logical.

No, not really. Hey! let's run a poll and try to guess where this guy keeps his lube!

[sylvertongue.livejournal.com]

Hoyden About Town did a rather hilarious takedown of this. It made me feel a little better.

[berry-k.livejournal.com]

I admit, as a middle-aged straight man, I don't "get" slashfic, but, well, it's not *necessary" for me to get it. Y'all like it, fine, have fun.

I hope this comes off more "baffled but tolerant" than offensive.

[eumelia.livejournal.com]

Feck, that really wasn't what I needed first thing in the morning!
Jeezuz!
There are lots of things wrong about hat video; by straight women for straight women - yeah, okay, haha! What aspect of female sexuality does this serve?! Yeah, it's called the freakin' brain! And gay men don't do monogamy?! What?! Excuse me, my friends (of every shade of queer and some not) and I will go to his house, tie him up, take that books and rewrite it in front of his eyes - I bet his ego would explode at the sight.

[coriander.livejournal.com]

This is so... off the mark! Good grief.

[gwyd.livejournal.com]

I'd read it if you did, but I don't think people with cracked out thinking would be listening.