rm ([personal profile] rm) wrote2009-05-04 07:52 pm

blow me

Seriously, I should write a serious response to this, but I've neither the time nor the inclination right now.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPw1Sa0OLRk

[identity profile] perlandria.livejournal.com 2009-05-04 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
*head desk*

[identity profile] xtricks.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
There are times when it simply seems best to not even look.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
offensiveness highlights include "slash is clearly fantasy because gay men don't do monogamy"

[identity profile] bodlon.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
I made it 1:09 in and figured I'd best close the window lest I start formulating some sort of wild, flamey crazy thing.

[identity profile] gairid.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
What a douche. One wonders if he ever bothered to speak to anyone who writes slash. By and for heterosexual women" Well, yeah, but what about the hordes of lesbians who write and enjoy slash?

[identity profile] gairid.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:13 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't make it that far into the vid.

*stabbity*

[identity profile] ladyofthelog.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
I totally love it when old men tell us about what we ladies think!

[identity profile] klwalton.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
Hahahahahahahaha!!!

(Laughing so I don't cry. Good gawd.)

[identity profile] perlandria.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
It is such a mystery that our silly little minds are just too weak to self determine, doncha know.

[identity profile] amand-r.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:25 am (UTC)(link)
What the shit is this? ::facepalm::

[identity profile] saomigray.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
Did this guy just google a few things and run with it?

He clearly has no clue what he's talking about.

"It's nothing like real gay male sex is...?"

Because all gay male sex is the same?

*headdesk*

[identity profile] xtricks.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
I hear he's some kind of evolutionary psychologist or something? Isn't it great when one's area of expertise proves all your prejudices? [/sarcasm]

I will be very happy when all the folks who study people grasp the idea that human variation is probably greater than human similarities.
Edited 2009-05-05 00:42 (UTC)

[identity profile] hmrpotter.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
I only got about halfway through the video before I had to turn it off...it's such bullshit.

But I thank you for posting it, cause I found this one on the same page, and I loved it LOL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0wFzgA_sUP4&feature=related

[identity profile] santousha.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
tl;got bored

[identity profile] violetisblue.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I clearly have some issues of my own to work through because I saw the photograph of an old white guy, saw the description "anthropologist" and thought, "Nope, not a single thing you could possibly have to say on this subject will be either accurate or relevant, I'll pass." Evidently that was the right decision.
Edited 2009-05-05 00:58 (UTC)

[identity profile] ladypeculiar.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 12:58 am (UTC)(link)
Was anyone else totally freaked out by the Dr. Zaius head in the background of the interview?

[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Aww, wook at da middle aged man twying to be hip by tawking about swash. Awww.

[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 01:09 am (UTC)(link)
YES! I'm glad someone else caught that.

[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 01:15 am (UTC)(link)
I actually do think a study of the psychology behind it would be interesting to read about, and I think an anthropologist would be a good one to do it, but this guy...well, he's trying, and I don't really think he's being intentionally derogatory in any way, but unfortunately he's missed the point of it. "By and for heterosexual women"--wrong. Maybe 40 years ago, but not today. He also says that gay male sex isn't monogamous, which unfortunately smacks of ignorance seeing as how there are couples of all pairings who are faithful to one partner, just as there are people of all sexes and orientations who sleep with multiple partners. And then there was the bit about anal sex being a substitute for vaginal intercourse.

[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
And then there's the femme slash, and the het...I mean, erotic fanfiction goes far beyond straight women getting off on gay men. Oh, silly old men.

[identity profile] shipchan.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
A middle aged straight man telling me why I read slash? Tell me more! Listen, you can be homophobic and wrong about your topic, but don't bring Dr. Zaius into it. He has nothing to do with this!

[identity profile] therealycats.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
But what about the time he and Cornelius did it on the Statue of Liberty's crown?

[identity profile] ladypeculiar.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I honestly didn't even hear half of what he said, I just kept hearing the "Planet of the Apes" musical from the Simpsons playing in my head.

contrarywise: Glowing green trees along a road (*sigh*)

[personal profile] contrarywise 2009-05-05 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
Ye Gods... There's so much wrong there, I'm not sure where I'd start. Perhaps a_cj could set him straight (so to speak)...

[identity profile] kel-reiley.livejournal.com 2009-05-05 01:22 am (UTC)(link)
I will be very happy when all the folks who study people grasp the idea that human variation is probably greater than human similarities.

it just needed repeating

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