reasons you should not pat my head on the subway, a poem

[rm]

I don't know you.
I did not give you permission.
I am not a small child.
Or a dog.
We are not playing Duck, Duck, Goose.
Where have your hands been?
I hate you.

Clear?

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[kdsorceress.livejournal.com]

Duck Duck Goose made me crack up.

Also, dear sweet Jesus on a velociraptor people! What is wrong with you?!

~Sor

((I am pretty sure I stole the Jesus on a velociraptor thing from you. I am growing increasingly fond of it --do you mind my using it?))