reasons you should not pat my head on the subway, a poem

[rm]

I don't know you.
I did not give you permission.
I am not a small child.
Or a dog.
We are not playing Duck, Duck, Goose.
Where have your hands been?
I hate you.

Clear?

Comments

[pandarus.livejournal.com]

Maybe s/he WAS playing Duck Duck Goose? It could have turned into a whole-subway game!

...yeah, okay, probably not.

Really, I'm boggling at how ODD that is.