reasons you should not pat my head on the subway, a poem

[rm]

I don't know you.
I did not give you permission.
I am not a small child.
Or a dog.
We are not playing Duck, Duck, Goose.
Where have your hands been?
I hate you.

Clear?

Comments

[stardragonca.livejournal.com]

It's a beating offense anywhere in the civilised world. That is part of the definition of 'civilised world.'

NYC has the same subway rules as other civilised places with subways. This is a clear violation of same.

We are not amused.