reasons you should not pat my head on the subway, a poem

[rm]

I don't know you.
I did not give you permission.
I am not a small child.
Or a dog.
We are not playing Duck, Duck, Goose.
Where have your hands been?
I hate you.

Clear?

Comments

Re: ewewewew

[foms.livejournal.com]

I am a passerby, somewhat randomly surfing Livejournal, today. I am pleased to find someone who knows a Frank Hayes song.

Also, nonconsensual head-touching is bad.