irony may often irk the shit out of me

But.....
I love this:
http://www.justanotherrichkid.com/
(article about it here: http://www.salon.com/mwt/feature/2003/07/01/courtney/index.html)

The blue with gothic script "this is not a love song" and the Paris Hilton shirts are my personal favourites. Which says more about me than anything probably should.

Now, she asks slyly, if you were going to order one, what name would you have on it, and why?