go cow go!

I eat meat, but if the cow escapes, it deserves clemency.

http://www.nytimes.com/2004/05/09/nyregion/09steer.html

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Okay, that was the greatest Crossing Jordan ever. It could have sucked. It could have made me annoyed about all sorts of things. But it was funny and mean and oddly sweet and just right on so much stuff. And while it's no surprise Nigel is a goth, still, I was so delighted.

Also, I think this is frigging hilarious -- http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2004/05/10/1084041309211.html

Hi, this is me talking about nothing 'cause my brain is mush and people keep calling emergency rehearsals. And my multiplayer Bejeweled on my cellphone is acting up and I'm annoyed.