things that are true

I am an IDIOT.
Hey, I paid some bills today.
I have to go to work soon.
I have to buy a father's day gift for my dad.
I am seeing Amanda next week.
I ordered ridiculous perfume from a gothic sort of place, because like, I needed a scent called The Apothocary, okay? leave me alone.
I have zits on my nose that I hate more than any zits ever.
Gmail is go.
I, clearly, have nothing to say.

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