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There was a bar I used to go to, all the time, with Michael, and we were friends, as much as patrons can ever be, with the staff there. Eventually the bartender married the waitress and decided to have a baby. The bar closed, Michael didn't tell me until after it had happened, and I never saw them again.

Except I just ran into her, and her three-year-old a block from my house. They've opened a bread shop in Essex market and the little boy's name is Riley.

At least some sledgehammers are delightful.

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Ten Things I've Done That You Might Not Have

1. Been naked on the radio

2. Seen Meryl Streep sing Don't Cry for Me, Argentina

3. Been on a billboard

4. Played hackysack with Ween

5. Been on a flight that was delayed due to the presence of Danny Bonaducci

6. Had my photo taken by Budgie from Siouxsie and the Banshees

7. Been profiled in Sassy!

8. Mocked wannabe politicians on reality TV

9. Convinced someone that wild, rabid chihuahuas infest the streets of NYC

10. Took a sailing lesson with Debbie Harry

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For those following my endless, and seemingly pointless, series of posts on the on-again off-again Luhrmann Alexander project, apparently it's back on again accoring to Dino DeeLaurentis in some Italian paper or other. I'm not even sure why I'm making this post other than why fucking stop now, since it's become a tradition (if not a proud one) around here.

*snort* and *yay*