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My parents and I are clearly about to have our first, "I'm an actor, it's not me," conversation.

They've seen the Third Watch ad, you see and are excited for the program (they "hope to see my smiling face"). They did not recognize me in the ad, and I had to write them back to explain that I won't be smiling and am in heavy makeup and a corset and am leaning very very close to a boy on a leash who looks like a girl, and it doesn't mean anything other than I got paid to be there.

Oi. And how much do I not want to discuss any of this week with them?

Meanwhile, on other fronts, I suspect all my attempts at being cute!awkward are just coming off awkward.