HP character piano bar hell

Tonight tsarina, roadnotes, coyotegoth and Matt ("not even an HP fan, just a geek") and I went to Rose's Turn. After an offhand remark about the Phoenix Rising pre-opening night karaoke party and what I, in my Snape coat, should theoretically sing, we got on this thread of "the perfect karaoke/piano bar/cabaret songs for HP characters." Thanks to roadnotes we were able to document it. Now we present it to you. Please add your own.

Because it's not just obscene, but obscenely long -- cut tags!

( Hermione. Apparently, we think she's a big slut. )

( Draco. Spoiled. )

( Lucius. Polymorphously Perverse. )

( Severus. Um... just, um. )

( Remus. He is full of woe, that is when he's not full of Sirius' cock. )

( Sirius. I guess Remus' type is obnoxious. )

( A generalized Weasley holding category remarkably devoid of twincest. )

( Death Eater Chorus, Squid/Castle, Buckbeak and many, many more. )

Snakes Alive!

Let's just meet in front of the museum (specifically, 79th and CPW) at 2ish. That gives us time to find each other, pick up or purchase our Snakes tickets and then get there for the 2:30 entrance.

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT NOISE?