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The current state of fashion is annying the crap out of me. It's basically the worst of the 80s. Eveything is tight in the wrong places and loose in the wrong places and the only thing I've seen in stores that I've liked in months is this pair of hideous little ankle boots at H&M that my inner Snape just adores, god help us all.

It's not that I need new clothes. It's that I want to look at less ugly.

celiac + nerd

"Oh, wow, it's really good that flobberworm mucus is used for potions thickening, I mean, because I assue that's gluten-free."

Seriously.

who wants to write me some crack!fic?

My emotional response to getting halfway throughthe potions chapter was to bake cookies.