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[rm]

I'm bored. Let's play a game.

Fill in the blanks:

"If I thought it would get me ________________, I'd _____________."

Comments

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

If I thought it would get me anything at all, I'd sell my sister to the mobsters in Eastern Europe.

If I thought it would get me an hour with those creepy twins from the Matrix in costume, I'd probably go down on a number of people.

If I thought it would get me peace of mind, I'd be more religious.

[orobouros.livejournal.com]

I am totally digging the creepy twins right now.

I do hope they make a return in #3.

I loved Trinity's line: "Nice trick."

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[tsarina.livejournal.com]

I want some explanations about those boys. Is that trick an upgrade package?

[orobouros.livejournal.com]

I don't think they're part of "the system", though they may have been at one time.

The Oracle mentioned something about aliens, vampires, werewolves and the like being "rogue programs", and when the Agent pulls the roof off of the car, it would appear that the twin in the back seat and Morpheus are collaborating momentarily to shoot at him.

If she thought it would get her bad poems, she'd never have asked this question of us.

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

If I thought it would get me anywhere,
I'd open up to you, lay my soul bare.
If I thought it would get me what I want,
I'd give up what little good I have got.
If I thought it would get me your regard,
I'd do anything, no matter how hard.
If I thought it would get me my desire
I'd make of all my lesser dreams a pyre.
If I thought it would get me what I need -
I'd sweat, I'd suffer, sacrifice and bleed.
If I thought it would get me not to care,
I'd turn my back on both hope and despair.

[grendel.livejournal.com]

results, breathe deeply.