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[rm]

I'm bored. Let's play a game.

Fill in the blanks:

"If I thought it would get me ________________, I'd _____________."

Comments

[tsarina.livejournal.com]

If I thought it would get me anything at all, I'd sell my sister to the mobsters in Eastern Europe.

If I thought it would get me an hour with those creepy twins from the Matrix in costume, I'd probably go down on a number of people.

If I thought it would get me peace of mind, I'd be more religious.

If she thought it would get her bad poems, she'd never have asked this question of us.

[feyandstrange.livejournal.com]

If I thought it would get me anywhere,
I'd open up to you, lay my soul bare.
If I thought it would get me what I want,
I'd give up what little good I have got.
If I thought it would get me your regard,
I'd do anything, no matter how hard.
If I thought it would get me my desire
I'd make of all my lesser dreams a pyre.
If I thought it would get me what I need -
I'd sweat, I'd suffer, sacrifice and bleed.
If I thought it would get me not to care,
I'd turn my back on both hope and despair.

[grendel.livejournal.com]

results, breathe deeply.