I'm beyond speechless - I really hope that listing is a joke. Perhaps the few remaining differences between politics and entertainment have finally eroded away...
They were looking for porno actors who looked like Kerry and his wife, and it stated the pay rates for different sexual acts up to an including sex with animals (which unlike the sex with people was noted to involve condoms). It was extremely mindboggling.
Reply to: kerry_porn@yahoo.com Date: 2004-09-11, 3:10PM EDT
Your face has to look just like John Kerry or Teresa Heinz. Age or height does not really matter.
Excellent pay: $2,000/day - straight porn work $5,000/day - gay porn work $20,000/day - animal porn work (with a condom)
100% confidential. Your identity will never be revealed. You will be filmed from far away with cheapo camera (to make it look like a hidden camera), so you don't need to worry about privacy.
This is a serious offer.
this is in or around NYC it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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NOT WORK-SAFE.
also, not a joke. or, rather, not fake. i met al frankenbean.
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Thank goodness for cached websites
Date: 2004-09-11, 3:10PM EDT
Your face has to look just like John Kerry or Teresa Heinz. Age or height does not really matter.
Excellent pay:
$2,000/day - straight porn work
$5,000/day - gay porn work
$20,000/day - animal porn work (with a condom)
100% confidential. Your identity will never be revealed. You will be filmed from far away with cheapo camera (to make it look like a hidden camera), so you don't need to worry about privacy.
This is a serious offer.
this is in or around NYC
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
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