way fucked up Craigslist post of the day

[rm]

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/tlg/42145278.html

Comments

[heron61.livejournal.com]

I'm beyond speechless - I really hope that listing is a joke. Perhaps the few remaining differences between politics and entertainment have finally eroded away...

[marzipan-pig.livejournal.com]

if you looked that much like him, how concerned about privacy could you be?

[rahalia-cat.livejournal.com]

Damn, the Bush PR campaign is sinking to an all-time low there... ;O)

[starkyld.livejournal.com]

porn for progress.

NOT WORK-SAFE.

also, not a joke. or, rather, not fake. i met al frankenbean.

[00goddess.livejournal.com]

Whoa.

[justpat.livejournal.com]

The Craigslist post has been removed. What did it say?

[rm.livejournal.com]

They were looking for porno actors who looked like Kerry and his wife, and it stated the pay rates for different sexual acts up to an including sex with animals (which unlike the sex with people was noted to involve condoms). It was extremely mindboggling.

Thank goodness for cached websites

[rosemarymint.livejournal.com]

Reply to: kerry_porn@yahoo.com
Date: 2004-09-11, 3:10PM EDT


Your face has to look just like John Kerry or Teresa Heinz. Age or height does not really matter.

Excellent pay:
$2,000/day - straight porn work
$5,000/day - gay porn work
$20,000/day - animal porn work (with a condom)

100% confidential. Your identity will never be revealed. You will be filmed from far away with cheapo camera (to make it look like a hidden camera), so you don't need to worry about privacy.

This is a serious offer.




this is in or around NYC
it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests



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