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Dear Little Kitty,

You are very fat, but this we knew. What we did know is that you smell like ginger. This concerns me, although it's an improvement, because I strongly suspect that this means you've been playing in, or possibly eating, my roommate's bath products.

Initiative (and ginger bath scrub) is not a thing for the kitties.

-Me.

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