rm ([personal profile] rm) wrote2005-06-16 01:53 pm

best thing on Craigslist today

The casting for a snake.

Do you think people read the castings section of Craigslist hoping to get their pet snake work? And if so, how many?

[identity profile] hangedwoman.livejournal.com 2005-06-16 06:19 pm (UTC)(link)
For some reason my brain interpreted that first "casting" as "shedded skin". Funky-ass brain.

[identity profile] flameamongcoals.livejournal.com 2005-06-16 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Lots.
Middle America.
The people who would enjoy (if not be inspired by) a movie like Striptease.

Hi, it's good to meet you. You came highly recommended.

I'll be out in the back trying to dig the image of Burt Reynolds coated in Vaseline out of my brain with a stick.

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2005-06-16 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Heya, What an entrance!

[identity profile] franny-glass.livejournal.com 2005-06-16 07:11 pm (UTC)(link)
Do you think people read the castings section of Craigslist hoping to get their pet snake work?

Bahahahha :)

[identity profile] splix.livejournal.com 2005-06-16 07:14 pm (UTC)(link)
What, are you saying my snake doesn't have what it takes?

If Parslemouths had stage mothers...

[identity profile] labellerose.livejournal.com 2005-06-16 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
**warbles**
You'll' be ssswell
You'll be great
Gonna have the whole world on a plate
Sssstarting here; ssstarting now
Bay-bee everythingsss coming up sssnakesesss
For me and for youuuuuu!




Well, we Slytherins are ambitious, after all.....

Re: If Parslemouths had stage mothers...

[identity profile] fleur.livejournal.com 2005-06-16 07:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. My dear god that was funny.

Re: If Parslemouths had stage mothers...

[identity profile] rm.livejournal.com 2005-06-16 10:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh man. LJ is the best.

[identity profile] patashoqua.livejournal.com 2005-06-16 07:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that depends how you define "pet snake".

[identity profile] delchi.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Flashback : the guy at mother with the huge snake.

[identity profile] pecunium.livejournal.com 2005-06-17 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
I have a professional snake.

But I have friends in Hollywood who do insects (Maia is a junior bug wrangler, I am an asst. jr. Bug Wrangler, and billing office heavy), so we get calls, not the other way round.

TK